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maythefoxbewithyou:

He took a drink of my lemonade and then got mad because it was sour. Took it out on me!

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tastefullyoffensive:

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officialpresidentkony2013:

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lordstarscream:

oneiromania:

I still have no explanation as to why I put a flower on his head

you dont need a reason omfg

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I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….
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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.


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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

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blahstuck:

glowcloud:

galosengen:

hicpup

the smallest noise

dogs are so cute and pitiful when they have hiccups

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hobbitkaiju:

glitteringgimli:

queenerestor:

They should at least buy them a drink first

hide yo wife

hide yo elven princes

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bluewut:

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god…

Filed under… I’m getting fucking old

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